Category: Blog
The Fitness Zombie Crawls Back Out
by Fitness Zombie | May 2, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
The Fitness Zombie returns with Type 2 diabetes frustrations, post-surgery setbacks, creative sparks, and a stubborn crawl back toward health, hope, and life.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Chronicles: Stuck in Neutral
by Fitness Zombie | Sep 7, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
Stuck in a slump, low on energy, and craving change, the Fitness Zombie plans a comeback—one small habit at a time. Time to break the cycle.
Read MoreFitness Zombie Hunts Light: Yosemite Without the Workshop
by Fitness Zombie | May 14, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
The Fitness Zombie heads to Yosemite after a canceled workshop—hauling gear, chasing light, and proving he’s still stubborn, still shooting, and still moving.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Update: Still Lurching Toward Progress
by Fitness Zombie | May 2, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
Still sore, still stubborn, and still lurching forward—this Fitness Zombie update covers weight goals, mobility wins, and one very humbling dual sport ride.
Read MoreStretchLab: Flexibility for the Undead?
by Fitness Zombie | Feb 2, 2025 | Blog, Fitness and Health, Reviews | 0 |
Tried StretchLab to fix my zombie-like flexibility. Focused on hip mobility for smoother bike mounts. Pricey, but might be worth it!
Read MoreThe Power of Rest Days: Why Zombies Need to Take a Break
by Fitness Zombie | Nov 5, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
Brains, brawn, and break time? Even zombies need rest! Learn why recovery is key for muscle growth, injury prevention, and staying undead-strong.
Read MoreHydration Tips for the Lifeless: Drinking Enough Water
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 29, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
Staying hydrated keeps the undead shuffling! Learn how water boosts performance, prevents fatigue, and tricks to drink enough—even with minimal brainpower!
Read MoreFitness Zombie’s Journey: Spine Redemption with Chiropractic
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 22, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
The fitness zombie seeks spine redemption through chiropractic care, battling back pain and stiffness with the Activator, Flexion Table, and Pro-Adjuster.
Read MoreStretching for Stiff Limbs: Mobility for the Living Dead
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 15, 2024 | Blog, Fitness and Health | 0 |
Stretching keeps me limber, helps me recover faster, and avoids injury. Whether you’re waking up or cooling down after a shuffle, regular stretching is key!
Read MoreBalance Training: Avoiding the Shuffle Stumble
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 8, 2024 | Blog, Fitness and Health | 0 |
Balance training can help zombies avoid the shuffle stumble. Learn basic exercises, build core strength, etc. to improve stability for your undead shuffles!
Read MoreSeptember Fitness Recap: The Zombie Shuffle Gets Smoother
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 3, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
September was a shuffle in the right direction! Workouts longer, body fat is dropping, heart’s stronger, and blood sugar is steady. The zombie shuffle improves!
Read MoreWalking: A Simple Powerful Tool for Fitness and Well-being
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 1, 2024 | Blog, Fitness and Health | 0 |
Walking is perfect for fitness zombies—simple, low-impact, and effective. It boosts heart health, lifts mood, and offers a versatile workout for all ages.
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