Category: Blog
Rebuilding the Husk, One Scan at a Time
by Fitness Zombie | May 8, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
The Fitness Zombie faces three spine MRIs, nerve compression, and hard answers, while still shambling forward in search of strength and relief.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Gets Another Lab Report
by Fitness Zombie | May 7, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
Latest bloodwork sends the Fitness Zombie back for answers on A1c, liver numbers, iron, platelets, meds, and the stubborn corpse still moving forward anyway.
Read MoreStretchLab Update: Zombie Still Showing Up
by Fitness Zombie | May 6, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
StretchLab update from the Fitness Zombie: weekly assisted stretching improved mobility, flexibility, and confidence despite ongoing issues.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Is Waiting on Answers
by Fitness Zombie | May 4, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
Nerve pain, weak legs, crashing stamina, and emotional overload sent this Fitness Zombie to the doctor. Now come the MRIs, EMGs, blood tests, and waiting.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Crawls Back Out
by Fitness Zombie | May 2, 2026 | Blog | 0 |
The Fitness Zombie returns with Type 2 diabetes frustrations, post-surgery setbacks, creative sparks, and a stubborn crawl back toward health, hope, and life.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Chronicles: Stuck in Neutral
by Fitness Zombie | Sep 7, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
Stuck in a slump, low on energy, and craving change, the Fitness Zombie plans a comeback—one small habit at a time. Time to break the cycle.
Read MoreFitness Zombie Hunts Light: Yosemite Without the Workshop
by Fitness Zombie | May 14, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
The Fitness Zombie heads to Yosemite after a canceled workshop—hauling gear, chasing light, and proving he’s still stubborn, still shooting, and still moving.
Read MoreThe Fitness Zombie Update: Still Lurching Toward Progress
by Fitness Zombie | May 2, 2025 | Blog | 0 |
Still sore, still stubborn, and still lurching forward—this Fitness Zombie update covers weight goals, mobility wins, and one very humbling dual sport ride.
Read MoreStretchLab: Flexibility for the Undead?
by Fitness Zombie | Feb 2, 2025 | Blog, Fitness and Health, Reviews | 0 |
Tried StretchLab to fix my zombie-like flexibility. Focused on hip mobility for smoother bike mounts. Pricey, but might be worth it!
Read MoreThe Power of Rest Days: Why Zombies Need to Take a Break
by Fitness Zombie | Nov 5, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
Brains, brawn, and break time? Even zombies need rest! Learn why recovery is key for muscle growth, injury prevention, and staying undead-strong.
Read MoreHydration Tips for the Lifeless: Drinking Enough Water
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 29, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
Staying hydrated keeps the undead shuffling! Learn how water boosts performance, prevents fatigue, and tricks to drink enough—even with minimal brainpower!
Read MoreFitness Zombie’s Journey: Spine Redemption with Chiropractic
by Fitness Zombie | Oct 22, 2024 | Blog | 0 |
The fitness zombie seeks spine redemption through chiropractic care, battling back pain and stiffness with the Activator, Flexion Table, and Pro-Adjuster.
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